Music May 30, 2012 at 4:00 am

The Top 10 Worst Pop Songs About Africa and Africans

Mike Force

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1
Do they know it's Christmas? Yes.
2
What, no Nina Hagen "African Reggae"? Of course, it's awesome and so probably doesn't count.
3
"Africa" was merely the Toto IV album book-end to counterbalance the sheer awfulness of "Rosanna."
4
Wait, how did Elton John and the Lion King soundtrack not make this list?
5
an easy list to compile...now, how about the ten best. (is that possible?)
6
I vote David Bowie's "African Night Flight" for 10 best.
7
And XTC's "It's Nearly Africa."
8
I'll forgive Bowie his reference to an orangutan (which lives in Borneo, not Africa).
9
I've been waiting for SOMEONE to point out how despicable 'Do THEY Know It's Christmas' for ages. First I laugh, then I get pissed every time I hear it...like 600 times every holiday season. Do they know we're idiots?
10
Do they know it's Christmas is an awesome, catchy tune and raised a bunch of money for charity. You do realize the song was actually meant to help Africans, right? I hope they play it 1200 times this Christmas.
11
While I understand the potential for offense in "Do They Know It's Christmas?", I find it only a little condescending. Perhaps that's because I'm white and from the USA. The white, first-world Brit writers and performers of the song tried to use their recently widened perspective to open the eyes of those with eyes even more clamped shut by the commercialized holiday that was blowing up around them when the record was made. Certainly, I found it less treacly and phony than "We Are the World," which included African American performers seemingly even further isolated from Africa than the whites of Band Aid.
12
This post rules so much! I love some cultural criticism. Thanks for bringing it!
13
Only a LITTLE condescending, @11? Holy crap that song is the most ridiculously - nay, riDONKulalously - eurocentric piece of claptrap ever penned. I mean it's gibbering nonsense. There won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime? There won't be snow in Australia either, but you don't see them crying about it. It's this little thing called the Southern Hemisphere. Or the Equator. Do they know it's Christmas? really? REALLY?

That song is so stupid it's like, not even offensive anymore, it's just mindboggling.

And a really pretty tune.

I won't get into the politics of whether the money raised from the single actually "helped" Africans, except to say: not really, no.
14
The list for top ten will leave so many good songs out but here are a few suggestions to get folks grooving, apologies in advance for all the great artists and songs I miss.
Di Bombs - Mr. Something Something & Ikwunga The Afrobeat Poet
Nkosi Sikelel I Afrika (Lord Bless Africa) - take your pick of version
Mama Africa - Peter Tosh
Open the frontiers - Tiken Jah Fakoly
Colonial Mentality - Fela Kuti
Free Nelson Mandela - The Special AKA
Tamatant Tilay / Exodus -(feat. K’naan, Tinariwen, Los Lobos)
African Woman - Baaba Maal
The Boy's doin' it (Carl Craig remix) - Hugh Masekela
Black President - Sila and the Afrofunk Experience

Have fun folks!
15
The list for top ten will leave so many good songs out but here are a few suggestions to get folks grooving, apologies in advance for all the great artists and songs I miss.
Di Bombs - Mr. Something Something & Ikwunga The Afrobeat Poet
Nkosi Sikelel I Afrika (Lord Bless Africa) - take your pick of version
Mama Africa - Peter Tosh
Open the frontiers - Tiken Jah Fakoly
Colonial Mentality - Fela Kuti
Free Nelson Mandela - The Special AKA
Tamatant Tilay / Exodus -(feat. K’naan, Tinariwen, Los Lobos)
African Woman - Baaba Maal
The Boy's doin' it (Carl Craig remix) - Hugh Masekela
Black President - Sila and the Afrofunk Experience

Have fun folks!
16
There's a lot of low-hanging fruit on this list (Malcolm McClaren, Toto), but I give Mr. Mudede an upvote: any chance to remind people of the horrible abomination that was Band Aid should never be passed up. Every musician who participated gets a permanent asterisk next to their name, an eternal "yes, but" to any hagiography that includes them. That goes for you, too, Mr. Mercury. (What were you *thinking*???)
17
Hahaha. Best laugh I've had in a while. Great piece, great comments.
18
I used to be a racist, but then I read this article and it inspired me to buy Black Water < >
19
Let me get this straight:
- It's ok for James Brown to tell black people how to dance
- It's ok for Van McCoy to tell white people how to dance
- Malcolm McLaren is out of line for trying to tell black people how to dance

WtF, Charles?
20
The Sinead O'Connor song is about identity, and protecting identity from (arranged) marriage. Read up on Mandinka wedding ceremonies. Notice the "I do" refrain in song.

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