Vapid. Mundane. Predictable. Blood pumps kool-aid. Mall girl? Perfect sense. Would say a term like "That's Amaze", or "West Coast - Best Coast!" or maybe name their band after one.

Contribute nothing from the future by borrowing unimaginatively from the past. You serve nothing for your generation.

Cynical. Dull. Typical. Blood pumps Stella Artois. Boutique thrift-shop aficionado? Makes perfect sense. Would say a term like "Reminds me of early Melvins" or "Matador or K Records?" or maybe name their band after a Denis Johnson novel.

Contribute nothing to the future by shitting on music from the present that borrows from the past (which is to say pretty much all music; Cosentino is working a tradition and sounds like no one else, which is all anyone could reasonably ask of any kind of musician). You serve nothing for your generation or anyone else's- bored hipsters are eternally useless.

@1 @2 The two tracks from their "Hey You Kids" EP, "Get Off" and "My Lawn" must have been especially hard to hear.

@3: I was making fun of @1. Line by line. I like Best Coast. I hate pretentious hipsters.

this be some insipid shit.
and I am way too old to be a hipster, my pants be baggy.
i still dont like it.

now get off my lawn.

@4 Ah! Missed that, apologies.

@6: No worries :)

Best Coast is music for hipsters. And it's pretty fucking lame.

And yes. "Get off" and "My Lawn" were particularly hard to hear. Damned kids.