Dear noobs: The Stranger is bored and old.

Whatever you do, do NOT go to Bob's Bike and Board. That place is horrendous. All the other shops listed are amazing though. Also, Rudy's is no longer cheap. $32 for a buzz cut.

@2 - Correct. Rudy's is not cheap. There are many places in the city that do better for less.

Wait, what the hell is "300 percent below the federal poverty limit"? That's politician/journalist math, not real math. 300% of something is 3 times that thing. So 300% below something, if that means anything at all, I guess would be removing that thing then going negative 2x that thing.

I think what you mean is 1/3 the poverty limit. But it's not clear. If that's what you mean then that's $3,960 per year. Seems pretty low.

this makes no sense:
Swedish: If you're 300 percent below the federal poverty limit, Swedish's new charity care policy means your health care is free. If you're between 300 and 400 percent, you get 75 percent off.

What you wrote is that if I'm 300% poor, it's free, but if I'm 400% poor, I pay 25% more than free? that's one hell of a sliding scale.

Be sure to get an abortion and show Trump who's boss!

What about low cost periodontal cleanings? (This is different than regular dental cleanings.)