We'll be hearing a lot about the winners of Tuesday's general election--and a lot from them over the next four years. But what about the losers? Not the losers who lost this week, but the BIG losers, the folks who lost way, way back in September? What were the lessons of their disastrous campaigns? Before we forget their names, The Stranger looks back at this election season's biggest losers. In this issue, DICK FALKENBURY ponders why he was eliminated in the primary; DAN SAVAGE on the real meaning of Kollin Min's delightful defeat; ERICA C. BARNETT on Cynthia Sullivan, this election season's biggest loser; and JOSH FEIT on Darryl Smith, the loser who actually won.