HAH HAH

Bag tax won, you fucking out of touch hippy-wannabe losers.

I have to admit being glad the bag tax lost. It was a case of the "nanny-state" being out of control.

I personally am impressed by the earliness of this post!
Not to mention the drunkenness :D
Way to type in a straight line after a long night like that.

@5 "It's Like Gay Penguins and Childbirth. Girls just like saying "WOOOOOOO" so fuck off."

I'm going to politely contest your "typing in a straight line" contention.

This is fun. Lindy should get smeared and do the morning news every day.

Steps to greatness:

1) McGinn lets Baconcat rub his beard, mm, yeah, that's the stuff you hot pocket of daddy bear
2) Lindy drinks more, sacrificing her liver in the name of entertainment
3) Former Mayor Nickels gives a tearful speech before ramming a light rail train into Mike O'Brien, screaming, "YOU WON'T HAVE GREGGY TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE!!"
4) City Council admits that, yeah, research did show that people support a bag ban pretty overwhelmingly, but fees? Not so much. Then they'll ban bags.
5) ???????
6) Profit

At the "Gay Penguins" line, shouldn't there be a link to a pic of you drunk--or a drunk penguin--or something? Best wishes.

I think Lindy needs an intervention...she's always writing about being drunk or hungover...

You Mock My Pain!

Mocked. The quote you're looking for here is, "You mocked my pain once -- never do it again!" Then she pushes him off the cliff.

Jesus. If you're gonna be a geek, BE A GEEK.

Revel in your geekness.

@12, you are not a true geek.

Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Man in Black: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.