News Aug 17, 2010 at 8:07 am

The Morning News: Suicide Bombings, Shark Attacks, and Shrinking iPads

Megan Seling
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Ooh, a 7-inch iPad will be very, very hard to resist.That's half an inch bigger than a moleskine notebook, an inch smaller than a mass-market paperback. I said before, if it fits in a suit coat pocket, I'm suddenly in the market.
Fnarf on August 17, 2010 at 8:23 AM Report this
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But if the iPad is that small, how will I use it to measure my penis? By laying it across the screen diagonally? Don't make me laugh!
Fistique on August 17, 2010 at 8:39 AM Report this
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memo to surfers worldwide from sharks: GET OFFA OUR LAWNS!!! haven't you gotten by now that nature doesn't want you anywhere near it? sheesh.
scary tyler moore on August 17, 2010 at 8:40 AM Report this
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Memo to celebrities world wide; Performing at a Juggalos event is suicidal!
Vince on August 17, 2010 at 8:58 AM Report this
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Thanks for the awesome giraffe video. Makes me think of a 12-year-old girl who is conducting her first experiments with stiletto heels and alcohol at the same time.
this guy I know in Spokane on August 17, 2010 at 9:02 AM Report this
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@3, every year about ten people are killed by sharks, and about 100 million sharks are killed by people. Who's really threatening whom?
Fnarf on August 17, 2010 at 9:05 AM Report this
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@2, use your house key.
Fnarf on August 17, 2010 at 9:06 AM Report this
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baby giraffe CUUUUUTERRRRRRR
onion on August 17, 2010 at 9:07 AM Report this
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Wedgwood, not Wedgewood. Sheesh.
lotosesser on August 17, 2010 at 9:20 AM Report this
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And Eli Lilly, not Eli Lily.
lotosesser on August 17, 2010 at 9:21 AM Report this
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I always use 2 iPads to measure my unit.

Oh, and today we got a sweet sweet rack. Three multi-core blades of Linux goodness.
Will in Seattle on August 17, 2010 at 9:28 AM Report this
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@9 & 10: Fixed those mistakes, sorry. I was too excited about the baby giraffe to proofread the post.
Megan Seling on August 17, 2010 at 9:57 AM Stranger Staff
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Ohhhmigod baby giraffe face cutest thing evaaarr
Lizabeth on East Harrison on August 17, 2010 at 10:31 AM Report this
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@12 Proofreading? We don't knead no stinqing Proofreading!
Vince on August 17, 2010 at 11:00 AM Report this
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@14: RAEGed so hard at those...
venomlash on August 17, 2010 at 11:06 AM Report this
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Oh wow, that mama giraffe didn't even scream out for drugs or anything.
TVDinner on August 17, 2010 at 12:18 PM Report this
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Baby giraffe is QWOP.

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
Aaron S. on August 17, 2010 at 12:27 PM Report this
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I am loving the Giraffact of the Day!
prenks on August 17, 2010 at 8:16 PM Report this

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