Preying on the Poor: Bank of America announces increased account balance minimums, monthly fees.

Chicken Fight: Founder of Ezell's fired in feud with board.

We're Number Three!: Forbes ranks Seattle as America's third coolest city.

Hello, Chum: Man found in tiger shark's stomach identified.

IHOP vs. IHOP: International House of Pancakes wants the International House of Prayer to gets its own fucking acronym.

"What kind of a guy goes into Walmart, takes a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue from the magazine rack, heads to the store’s toy section, and proceeds to masturbate to completion in the aisle?": This kind, according to allegations reported at the Smoking Gun.

(Hue, Not Weight): Was Gabourey Sidibe lightened for Elle cover photo?

This Can't Be Good: "Nationwide, hunger pushes bears toward humans."

At First Glance, This Seems Ironic, But It's Really Not: Hypeman for car theft deterrent The Club dies in a car crash.

E!: Unafraid to ask the big questions.

Fun Fact: Both the founding member of Wire and the premier pillager of Wire were born on this day.

Finally, happy birthday to Bilinda Butcher, guitarist and vocalist with the mighty My Bloody Valentine, born on this day in 1961. To celebrate, here's the video for "Only Shallow," whose embedding is disabled by request, so watch it here.

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