The Spokesman-Review:

Police get search warrant for man’s rectum

The man, who was already in the process of being booked into jail, was clenching his ass cheeks suspiciously (maybe because he was being booked into jail?):

The suspect refused orders to bend over, spread his buttocks and cough,” according to the warrant. “He stood with his buttocks clenched tightly and refused to cooperate with any further instructions.” A judge then signed a search warrant authorizing officers to search the man’s body cavity, and he was transported to Providence Sacred Heart Medical Center. The search came up empty. “A jailer thought he saw something,” said Officer Brian Eckerlsey, spokesman for the Spokane Police Department. “But for whatever reason, it didn’t come out.”

Thanks to Slog tipper Spokevin.