...but this is just wrong:
A 59-year-old western Michigan parolee will stand trial in the sodomy of his pet pit bull. The Muskegon Chronicle reports Friday that a two-day jury trial is scheduled Jan. 4 for Jose Sanchez in the 14th Circuit Court. Sanchez' parole officer was told the pet dog was sexually assaulted Aug. 2. The Muskegon man is charged with one count of sodomy, a 15-year felony. The newspaper reports that Sanchez' court-appointed attorney hopes to use insanity as a defense.
And here I was thinking that you'd have to be crazy to own a pit bull.