Superintendent Goodloe-Johnson Out, Interim Superintendent Enfield In: Riya Bhattacharjee covers the shit out of last night's school board upheaval.

"A Big Operation in a Big Country": How the U.S. Defense Secretary characterizes the proposed creation of a no-flight zone over Libya ("[which] would have to begin with an attack on the country’s air defenses," notes the NYT).

Meanwhile: Gadhafi faces investigation for crimes against humanity.

Speaking of Deadly Serious Charges: U.S. soldier Bradley Manning, who's spent 10 months in solitary confinement on suspicion of having transmitted a huge trove of state secrets to WikiLeaks, now faces a possible death penalty.

Kennedy Killer Kept Caged: RFK assassin Sirhan Sirhan denied parole.

Officer Shandy "Mexican Piss Stomp" Cobane: Internal investigators recommend he be disciplined for his use of derogatory language and profanity, but not for stomping on the suspect as the suspect lay on the ground, reports KING 5.

President Gingrich?: Newt to vie for the Republican nomination.

Impeach the President: Arizona senator representative calls for action after Obama's DOMA decision.

The Guy Who Co-Founded the Company That Brought CDs Into Starbucks: Convicted of pilfering corporate funds to purchase a $2.3 million Belltown penthouse.

That Seems Fair: Charlie Sheen ordered to stay 100 feet away from his sons.

"Get Me a Human Interest Story!": Downtown hot-dog vendor finds woman's purse, takes pains to return it.

Speaking of Jen Graves (who delivered the preceding header quote yesterday in a hilarious voice), here she is being concisely profiled on the Seattle Channel's Art Zone. (Yes, Charles posted this yesterday, but the segment's unusually good, and if you haven't watched it already, you should watch it now.)