Pay Your Taxes! The 15th falling on a Sunday plus a DC-area holiday today means you have two extra days to file this year.

Guess Who Won the State Democratic Caucuses Yesterday? Eli reports.

Protracted Battle in Afghanistan: The Taliban takes credit for an 18-hour attack on embassies, NATO headquarters, and government buildings and calls it part of a "spring offensive."

Anders Breivik Pleads Not Guilty: He gave a closed-fist salute, said he didn't recognize the authority of the court because they "receive [their] mandate from political parties which support multiculturalism," and said his massacre was an act of self-defense. The court has yet to decide if he is criminally insane.

Americans Are Such Reluctant Pedestrians: Writer Tom Vanderbilt says we've "engineered walking out of our existence and everyday life."

It's Now Officially Hip to Criticize Amazon (Finally!): The New York Times gets on that (calling them "book publishing's real nemesis"); the Seattle Times is still paying attention (calling them out on their "scorched-earth tactics").

The Sports Team from My Area is Superior to the Sports Team from Your Area: The Sounders and Mariners claim victory in weekend sporting events.

Hillary Clinton Continues to Be a Badass: First she demonstrated her superiority via text message, now we can see she knows how to party. See the photos!