How about having a ban on ugly tatoo's?

Those are the most awesomesaucest non-boobies I have ever seen! It's a true fact!

Also, let's just allow ALL boobies, NO EXCEPTIONS. I guarantee that no one will die and the children will stop doing all that meth that they find every place these days.

As an added bonus - I've traveled aBroad (see what I did there?) and noticed that these prudish 'mericuns get embarrassed at top-optional parks/beaches not (only) because of the nudity but because they are STANDING OUT AS WEIRD PRUDISH 'MERICUNS. They usually peel it off to fit in (at which point jesus dies again). Also, I have never seen a child smoke meth or murder another baby at a topless park/beach.

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How about a ban on poor grammar . . . ?

Bobbies are not sex organs. Get the religion out of politics and throw away thoes bras so that the bobbies are free

I COULD NOT TELL IF THE PEOPLE IN THIS ARTICLE'S PHOTOGRAPH ARE BIOLOGICAL FEMALES OR, "transsexuals." NONETHELESS, FEMALES SHOULD SWIM IN BATHING SUITS. IT WOULD BE NICE IF MALES COULD SWIM NUDE.

CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON