Ah...did anyone get the cellphone Blizzard alert THIS MORNING at 4:30am?!?!? I wish it had been hit with it yesterday...

So we can expect our computers to come with noses, ears and tongues? Sounds unattractive.

Dude, I just got up from a midmornig snooze.

Sure, there's something wrong with society, but a lot of my Facebook friends from high school will tell you it's because God is not allowed in schools anymore, and that's why you need to buy a gun. Or something. Then they post a picture of Jesus holding a First Grader or Santa Clause crying.

Never underestimate the ability of the American Public to take exactly the wrong lesson from any national tragedy.

"But professor, how would my computer smell?"

In better Troll news, the Fremont Troll is enjoying life under the Aurora Bridge.

Remember, buy local!

@4 is correct. I have seen so many of those.

Seriously, why does Santa need an AK-47 or MP5 to hunt Bambi?

@4: True, but I'm amused by the inference that you are exempt from the American public.

It's pretty easy to turn those alerts off on an Android device. Just go to your messaging app, notifications, and look for emergency notifications. Un-check all except Presidential notifications (you'll still get notified when aliens land at the Pentagon).

So is there anything that can be done about the troll who hoped someone murders Goldy's kid two days ago? Technically not a threat, but still.

@1 Yes, got that too, and accidentally had the ringer on, too. Nothing like a 5 am siren wake up call for a blizzard across the state!

I didn't get an extreme weather warning text message. I feel left out.

@9 when I did that on my iPad it said "Alien Invasion Plan installed".

Is that a good thing?

@8 I am amused that you don't know what the word inference means*.

*I'm insinuating that you're an idiot.

@5: Awful.

@15: Huh?