Mercy! DON'T CLICK on that '18 severed human heads was intercepted' link until after breakfast and tons of caffeine.

As TSA agents discovered the grisly contents of the package, Joe Pesci was sighted leaving the security line, a large black duffel bag encumbering his otherwise hasty retreat.

Re: Stockholm trainjacking: This is what happens you win a War on Cars.

"When I have to die then / I want to suffocate between your sweet breasts" -KMFDM

The link to the Seattle Public Utilities PDF is bad.

Its more like "pinup girls that look like cats". I hadn't realized how many pinup poses are feline. A freudian might say that this is why cats photos are so damn popular. Of course that's not true -- gay men like icanhz, after all. Nonetheless the "sex kitten" image is alive and well.

@4- since gay marriage wasn't legal until Dec 6th (is that date right?) you'll have to show your math on about 25 days worth of data. I know it hard to keep up in this crazy world.

@4 Hilarious.

How dare the Stranger objectify cats like that.

When you've seen one pussy, you've seen them all.

"The SoCal nuclear plant has had to close because of the unexpected deterioration of tubes."

Some people fear that the Internet may follow suit.

Not as bad as I was afraid actually, still bad mind you, but not "Waterworld" bad like the East Coast will have.

Also good news: nice to see in 2050 the Watetfront Streetcar is back.