In a Land With No Budget Cuts: Dubai's police department just added a $550,000 Lamborghini to its fleet.

Man Held at Gunpoint by a Seattle Police Officer Receives a Settlement Large Enough to Make a Collect Call: A Seattle jury awarded $1 to man who was held at gunpoint for "too long" by a Seattle police officer. The case cost taxpayers $600,000.

Canada Thinks it Can Smoke More Weed Than the United States: And according to UNICEF, it already does.

In Other Pot News: A California Senator representative proposed a bill that could mitigate conflicts between state governments and federal law enforcement over the legalization of pot. The law would leave pot-related decisions to the states.

Sacramento Matched Seattle's Bid on the Kings: Not for long! Chris Hansen and other Seattle bidders immediately raised their offer by $25 million.

North Korea Can't Find Colorado Springs on a Map: In a new propaganda video, North Korea threatens to obliterate Colorado Springs, but the map they display misses the city's location by 1,000 miles. Meanwhile, John Kerry is enlisting China's help to make Kim Jong-Un calm down.

13 Years: That's how long it will take an immigrant to become a citizen if the Senate's new immigration overhaul becomes law.

Washington's Top Bridge Engineer Must Engineer Himself a New Job: He was canned after design flaws led to cracks forming in a several of Highway 520's new pontoons. Fixing the pontoons will wipe out the Department of Transportation's entire savings account.

We Need Better Care for People With Mental Illnesses: Everyone agrees, and it turns out that is one of the only aspects of the gun control debate Democrats and Republicans can agree on.