Hilarious article, and thank you Cienna for enduring this indoor gathering for us all! If the city gave out Vitamin D supplements and creative concert tickets I bet that would help more than meetings in boring conference rooms. :-)

(That said, the Happiness Iniative that's local here in Seattle does have a fun online survey that many might find helpful. Just take it while sipping coffee inside on a semi-cloudy day.)

In fact, could the Stranger partner with a weather agency of some sort to create a new app that automatically schedules meetings/indoor arts events when the weather is perfectly gray? This is a serious problem in Seattle this time of year.