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As for seeing a strawberry up close in a field? I may have to go back to an age under ten, when my mom and I went to pick strawberries (Don't worry Dan Savage, you have the penultimate fabulous son-mother relationship).
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@1: I don't think 'penultimate' means what you think it means.
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You're too kind disintegrator. I still don't know what it means. Egad, the temptation to flip through the dictionary gnaws at me. That's a tenet of Scientology, right?
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Fuck, want them to eat?

Bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. Nobody can resist that shit.
5
If you've been dead for the last 20 years, how many strawberries have you had?
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I think they'll eventually want to eat. But if they don't, fine. It'll save the state a bunch of time and trouble.

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