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1) Stand on the yellow line in the middle of the street. In a city, that is basically the only place you can stand still and be 25' from all buildings. Keep your hips loose to avoid rear-view mirrors.
2) You may smoke and walk on the sidewalk, but you MUST. KEEP. MOVING. Do not stop. Do not look back. A horrified gang of Bellevue woo-wives and yoga instructors will be following you, fanning their noses. You will be stomped to death by stiletto heels and toe shoes if they catch you.
3) Purchase a $1,000,000 Seattle home and smoke all you want, Captain Smelly.
4) Leave Seattle.
But I agree with @63. I don't see much point in putting yet another minor law on the books when the SPD officers routinely use their "discretion" to not enforce comparable levels of laws.
I've lived about a block from the SPD station on Virginia for 13 years and see the officers out and about on a regular basis. And only once in those years have I seen one of them jump into action: An officer stopped at a red light on 7th at Virginia ignored the white cyclist who blew past him through the red light but got out of his car a few seconds later to confront a young black man with a skateboard who crossed Virginia against the same red light.
1. Everyone already knows that smoking causes cancer. Cigarettes are already hilariously overtaxed to discourage their consumption; anyone with half a brain buys them by the carton on the reservations or out of state. Quit trying to police people's right to self-determination. What the fuck do you care?
2. Getting smoking out of indoor public places was fine, as there was significant occupational risk. I also understand the no smoking within 25 feet of entrances rule. But parks are fucking OUTSIDE in the OPEN GODDAMNED AIR. If you have a right not to ever smell tobacco as part of your entitled life in this city, then perhaps I have a right not to ever smell the stink of your weed. Get over yourselves.
3. People who drop used butts on the ground are the dregs of humanity. The way to regulate this is not by banning smoking, but by placing a little state hologram sticker on every one and collecting a $1/butt deposit, even on cigs sold at the reservations. If you want to throw that shit on the ground, it's gonna cost you. Some poor crackhead is going to clean up after your bad habits and redeem your butts.
In conclusion, people who look down their noses at others' lifestyle decisions and decide to regulate them out of existence need to promptly STFU and keep their eyes on their own papers.
Kills fish. Poisons wildlife.