I'm confused, were you wearing dirty underwear or sleeping nude to keep thinking about underwear ?

Cursing someone is a dick move. Karma is nonlinear, hence the eviction before the curse.

I was got by a car a few years ago. I tried to joke with the paramedics about how I want wearing clean underwear like my mom always told me, but they weren't amused. But no, you don't necessarily shit yourself when you get hit by a car, even if you break your femur.