Perennial Losers Field

Money-Sink Stadium

The House That Griffey Bilked

Sally Field

Next Year is Our Year Field

Something with Duwamish in it. Also, the Soundgarden is already taken. The band got the name from the sculpture on the grounds of the NOAA facility at Sand Point.

Obamacare Park.

Traffic Nightmare Field

What? Poly Clinic and Pacific Rim Center not enough Savage Loving along I-5?

Cobain Field has a nice ring.

But it will inevitably be named after whichever soulless corporate fuckers can come up with the cash.

Because nothing has value unless it has a price.

It should just be "the Niehuas" not "the Neuhaus house."

The Sound Garden! How fucking rad would that be.

@11 Frances Farmer's Field?

@13 I meant @10

@11 this

She'll finally have her revenge on Seattle.

Just a friendly reminder: Wrigley, Fenway, Shibe, etc were all "corporate names" as well. We just have had them so long they seem normal and natural.

Why on earth did "Dick's Ballpark" not make the list?! This is a travesty.

Why not just the Mariners Stadium!

or “As close as we’re gonna get to pro baseball Park.”

#16--“Friendly reminder?” No just shows that America is FIRST/LAST a Corporatocracy...Always has been, always will be.

Savage Love Ball park would be EXCELLENT. Kim Davis could throw out the opening pitch, Rick Santorum could make sure there are no George Brett pine tar incidents. Mike Pence and essayist Joseph Epstein could do play by play...Pence as color man just wouldn’t work though--the guy can’t be any LESS colorful!

And between innings instead of sausage and hot dog races as seen in Milwaukee, we could have Drag racing? Although a “sausage fest” would be great fun.

Curt Schilling could put up his homophobic Tweets on the flashing Jumbotron. And the Kiss cam could be VERY exciting!

I'm kind of amazed that with 3521 votes cast at the moment, there are still six options (out of fifteen) with zero votes. Those are decisively bad options, apparently. (I voted toxic masculinty thunderdome).

How about Boeing Field? That would make for some confusing taxi rides and raise the chances that an aircraft will try to land in the outfield.

I change my vote to Dick's Ballpark.

@16: Shibe? Are you 80?

Having no interest in advertising for some insurance company, I usually call it the baseball stadium. Without some context, that's a bit ambiguous, so let's just ignore any advertising deal struck between some company about which we do not give a rat's ass and stadium ownernship and call it Mariners Stadium or maybe Seattle Stadium.

@17 It really should be "Field of Dick's".

@17 @21 it should be Dick's Stadium, a little throwback to Sick's Stadium.