Are you ding dongs coming to Neumos for "Candidate Survivor"? Stranger reporter Heidi Groover will be onstage judging the mayoral candidates for the "biggest, bestest, sexiest candidate forum in Seattle."

Amazing. This is exactly the kind of public exposure Heidi very much hates. (I learned a lot about Heidi Groover in February of 2015 when I hired a man in a gorilla suit to sing Katy Perry to her for her birthday in the office. She hated it.) Anyway seeing Groover onstage the wild is a rare and valuable experience. I urge you to show the fuck up and maybe watch Bob Hasegawa play the flute. If you can't make it, the Night Slogger will be livestreaming the event on Facebook.