News Jul 16, 2025 at 2:05 pm

Thank Science for All the Beach Closures

It’s Good, Unless You Like Swimming in Poop

Nathalie Graham
There's poop in them there waters. Chas Redmond
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I think all the anti-vaxxers out there should all get together, toast their "wellness" with a lukewarm glass of raw milk, and then all go swimming at one of the closed beaches.

Catalina Vel-DuRay on July 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM Report this
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Does this include Denny Blaine or is it mostly just sperm there?

Vawoli on July 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM Report this
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More shit reporting from The Stranger.

NotMyopic on July 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM Report this
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Hopefully testing for flesh-eating bacteria too.

S2345S23456 on July 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM Report this

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