I, Anonymous: Are You Just Going to Watch or Are You Going to Join In?

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what the fuck were you expecting, you were fucking with the window open? everything is on you. nobody owes you any etiquette.
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The whole incident reads more as a "I want everyone to know I am having kinky sex!" move more so than a "my neighbor was being a dick" kind of situation.
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Hopefully your neighbors read this.
Maybe next time they'll call the cops.
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You can certainly afford more space than an overpriced microstudio. Just live in Northgate or Lynwood or the RB. And hey, if I can hear your sex, you can cope with my passive-aggressive cough, bub. Get over yourself.
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Buy yourself a fan, and the next time you engage in noisy BDSM activities keep your window shut. Playing some music too wouldn't hurt either.
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@4: That's my favorite part:

"We were just having sex as loudly as possible with the window open to ensure our neighbors heard us, and this asshole has the nerve to COUGH! What a fucking prick!"
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@4: You obviously have not looked at Northgate rental prices recently.
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whinebrag
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Haha. I mostly submitted the blurb because I wanted to see if it would get illustrated. I give no fucks.
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Thing is, the sound of noisy S/M is very much like the sound of illegal, violent sexual assault. For all you know, your neighbor started out trying to figure out of you were a rapist or murderer, and, on realizing you were just a noisy jack waffel, cleared his throat to let you know that you were going over the top
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+1 for "noisy jack waffel".
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Boy am I glad I closed the tab for the Stranger before this was put up on the main page. Do you guys seriously not consider whether people might be reading Slog while at work? My monitor faces the hallway (I wish it didn't but I have no choice in the matter) and could get in serious shit if the wrong person saw this. I already have to use uBlock Origin at work because of the ads, but it won't stop an animated bare ass being spanked with a riding crop. Put the animation behind a jump link for fuck's sake!
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@12: then don't read Slog at work, for fuck's sake.
14
So the window is open but the curtain is closed. The rest of the narrative (watching, mooning) doesn't make sense.
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If you get off on being heard, that's fine, but it's not ok to satisfy your kink by forcing nonconsenting parties to hear you. Your neighbors didn't ask to participate in your voyeurism party, so leave them out of it and shut the fuck up. Get a fan and a ball gag, shut the windows, and keep your sex life to yourselves.
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I'm glad we could all give whinebrag the attention they were so desperately craving. You give many fucks, otherwise you wouldn't have visited the comments to drool over what people were writing.
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@ 12:
Boy am I glad I closed the tab for the Stranger before this was put up on the main page. Do you guys seriously not consider whether people might be reading Slog while at work? My monitor faces the hallway (I wish it didn't but I have no choice in the matter) and could get in serious shit if the wrong person saw this
Private industry must be different than Department of Defense. I read The Stranger on a regular basis. No fears... I think my biggest concern is that someone might see Dan Savage open and wonder what kinks I'm into...
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Anonymous, so you interrupted what you tell us was a frenzied bestial
session of great and really loud transgressive sex to peer from behind the curtains
and take offense at someone's COUGH? Damn, Scooter. Somebody in the
neighborhood finally noticed that you were getting some, and you're complaining?