Seattle's May Day protests are coming up, and that means it's time once again to try to figure out who believes what. Practice with our handy quiz!
"I want to bring everything crashing down and destroy all of today's establishment."
"Deconstruction of the administrative state!"
"Leadership are all cunts. We should just go buck wild... Burn this bitch down."
"There is a growing, global antiestablishment revolt."
"I think anger is a good thing. This country is in a crisis."
"Darkness is good... That's power."
"We're going to build an entirely new political movement."
"It's going to be an insurgent... populist movement that is virulently antiestablishment, and it's going to continue to hammer this city."
"We're just going to throw it up against the wall and see if it sticks."
"I turned on Wall Street for the same reason everybody else did."
"The globalists gutted the American working class... That's what the Democrats missed. They were talking to these people with companies with a $9 billion market cap employing nine people. It's not reality. They lost sight of what the world is about."
"You look at what they've done in the Colombian rain forest, look at the arms merchants, the warlords, the human trafficking—if you take anything that the left professes to be a cornerstone value, the Clintons have basically played them for fools."
"The elitist, liberal progressives have a plantation mentality."
"The media should be embarrassed and humiliated and just keep its mouth shut for a while."
"The media has zero integrity, zero intelligence, and no hard work... They're corporatist, globalist media."
"The media is the ultimate symbol of what's wrong with this country. It's just a circle of people talking to themselves who have no fucking idea what's going on."
"We call ourselves the 'Fight Club'... You don't come to us for warm and fuzzy. We think of ourselves as virulently antiestablishment, particularly 'anti-' the permanent political class."
"There's a new political order that's being formed out of this. And it's still being formed... We have wide and sometimes divergent opinions. But we agree on the center core of what we believe."
"Destroy the state."
Brothers and sisters and nonconforming resisters, why would you trust the corporatist, globalist media for the answers to this quiz? You and your autonomous individual self could google each and every one of these quotes to find out who said them, but better to put on a face mask (or gas mask) on May 1 and discuss your answers with local anarchists WHILE remembering that no one speaks for anyone and there are no answers that are better than any other answers, therefore there is no truth, therefore everything but your own opinion is fake news, therefore burn this bitch down destroy the state go Breitbart leadership are all cunts yarrrrrghhhhh!!!!