Wait. The guy who is in love with his "closeted" friend...the closeted friend 1) thinks vaginas are gross, 2) freaked out at a strip tease show, and 3) doesn't like people being in his house.
Sounds like you should watch out--check the basement for his kill room! Is his name Dexter?
Sounds like you should watch out--check the basement for his kill room! Is his name Dexter?