Dan, don't ever stop complaining about iPhone and Android people's complaints. I was almost in tears listening. Angry Dan is the funniest thing ever.

to the second caller with the boyfriend who can't get over her past: I was like that with my husband in the beginning. The situation was slightly different in that I was in love with him and he was dating other women for 6 years before we got together (And I dated a grand total of one person for 6 months in all that time). So I won, in the end I beat them all in so many ways and we've been married 3 wonderful years and its fantastic. But all the others were right in front of my face and to varying degrees a part of my life for 6 years so I knew them well and the images in my head had real faces and personalities for me to measure myself against. Once early in our relationship I got so jealous i vomited. (Weirdly I was never as jealous before he was mine only after.) My point to all this is I got over it. I sucked it up and I stopped making him feel like shit for not choosing me right away and I can confidently say I genuinely am over it. I hope this is inspirational for you and your boyfriend. Jealousy is an awful weirdly uncontrolable feeling but with time and love confidence builds and jealousy slips away. Good luck.