As a librarian, a highlight of my work day is when I can interrupt people having sex in the library washroom. Please continue to encourage this behaviour, I'd appreciate it.
For fuck's sake, Dan/TSARY, "co-ed" is an adjective used to describe some (nowadays most) educational institutions. It is not a noun at all, let alone one to be used for a human being. Calling female students "coeds" is VOMITOUSLY sexist and patronizing.
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