This is an insult to labiae.

@1, especially shaved labiae.

1,000 votes? Do that many people even read SLOG these days?

Don't ruin labia for me, Sydney.

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@3 Hey Comte, last month, over 848,000 users visited Slog. This Feb was 23% over Feb 2015 (which was 27% over the Feb 2014.)
Thanks for reading.

@phoebe #5: Of course we are! There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=868fv8-w…

@6:

Okay, but is that UNIQUE visitors from different URL's submitting page requests or just total views? I personally am probably responsible for several hundred individual page requests per week (so say, 1,000 per month, just for argument's sake) from at least three different URL's, and I imagine the same could be said for most of the regular commenters here.

@9

Yeah, I'm certainly still here more than I need to be. I don't really understand what a visit or a view is. Is a visit an entire session, or does something tally up every page view as a visit? If you go to the comments page does that mean you're considered to have made a second visit?

As promised, answers here: 1) Trump 2) Trump 3) Trump 4) Trump 5) Trump 6) Trump 7) Trump 8) Trump 9) Trump 10) Trump.

Donald Trump may be trying to con America into voting for his personal brand of aggrieved white masculinity, but the sacred feminine is present and should be celebrated within us all. Now get out there and vote!

You marked International Women's Day by comparing Trump's jowls to labia? How was this funny or useful or edifying?

I love a good joke, but this bugged me yesterday and it still bugs me today. I get that this was written by a woman, but it still is straight up misogynist. Comparing a woman's body part (that is often ridiculed/shamed/told is gross) to a part of an authoritarian fascist's body in a way that implies we're supposed to say "ew"? Come on. Punch up, not down. This joke isn't funny.

Like, it could be maybe funny if the sacred feminine thing was phrased in there from the beginning (the kind of context you'd have with your friends), but on the page with no context, it reads the opposite direction.

I agree with the general criticism here. I get enough reminders day to day that my anatomy is considered gross, although having it compared to the face of a fascist dipshit is a new one I guess. Uncool, boring, tiring.

This joke poll is 100% justified in a world where presidential candidates are insulting each other's bodies and appearance.

But ladies and vagina-havers, it's ok if the world notices that our labias tend to look like the folds in an old man's neck. At the end of the day, most skin folds look roughly the same. This poll isn't saying "labia=donal trump". It's a joke that works because it pales in comparison to the tastelessness exhibited by ***actual presidential candidates***. This is the world we live in. We're a parody of ourselves.

@14 Well, I think offensiveness is in the eye of the beholder. As a woman who likes other women, I love labia. I was not saying (nor implying) they are gross, only that Donald Trump's über-masculine white supremacy platform is a joke. If you look at the images and think they're gross, is that not a useful measure of our own cultural attitudes toward labia?