1. Cha Cha LoungeHome of scenesters and stiff drinks.

2. Linda'sSee above, plus outside seating and a swell jukebox.

3. Seattle Weekly partiesSee above, subtract scenesters, stiff drinks, outside seating, and jukebox. Add cocktail wieners.

4. The Sea WolfStiff drinks, flirty bartenders, and close proximity to the Breakroom (soon to be Chop Suey).

5. The ShowboxGreat band roster, gorgeous holiday parties.

6. Andy Spletzer's futonSlightly lumpy, sometimes stained.7. MoeR.I.P.

8. The BreakroomFor years The Stranger's favorite haunt. (See also Sea Wolf.)

9. The CrocodileEverett True vomited here three times--in one night!

10. Bill's Off BroadwayCurrent home for Friday evening editorial drinking binges.

ALSO: Jade Pagoda, Cafe Septieme, Re-bar, Rosebud, College Inn Pub, Big Time Brewery, Moon Temple Restaurant, W Hotel (once, and it wasn't pretty), the Baltic Room, the Capitol Club, and the alley behind Showgirls downtown.