Hello and welcome to this special moment in time. You've never known more about life than you do right now, and yet you're smart enough to recognize that you still have things to learn. These pages—written by the staff of The Stranger, who know all about college because many of us went to college before dropping out, and all about sex because we constantly have it, and all about drugs because we constantly do them—will tell you how to get someone to have sex with you, how to do drugs of various magnitude, how to pass your classes in any subject, and how to get the most out of the city. Are you excited? You should be. Are you a virgin? That's okay with us. Are you nervous? We can help.

Your Indispensable Guide to the Things No One Else Will Tell You by the Only Newspaper in Seattle That Isn’t Ridiculous and Irrelevant™ is right here, in the links to the right.recommended