Hello and welcome to The Stranger’s 487th annual Queer Issue, this year devoted to the queerest thing in the world: Republicans! Inside you’ll find a plethora of homosexuals holding forth on “Republicans I Have Fucked,” from Edmund White’s shtupping a Nixon supporter to Gina Young’s obsession with a GOP trophy wife to Susie Bright’s slash-fictional account of getting it on with Sarah Palin. Other bright-red fuckees here include a Nazi, military men, a pastor from Renton, a Bellevue condo-dweller... And, more figuratively, there’s Dan Savage’s guide to how to fuck the Republican party, plus the Republican Hypocrites Hall of Fame by David Schmader. And: more, more, MORE! Enjoy!recommended