Emily Nokes is funny!

"Do you have a van?"
You will also need...
a valid license if driving (valid state ID if not.), REAL insurance, no outstanding warrants, no open booze containers, no bad habit of throwing smokes out the window, no vehicle (or personal) emissions problems, no expired license plate tags, nor any other item of "official interest" such as a broken tail light, or a giant blinking neon sign that says "Hey, pull me over redneck cop with nothing better to do...You can brag about this to your redneck buddies at shift change!"
A jack, a REAL spare tire, and a flashlight are required.

You have now exponentially improved your chances of getting to your next gig.

You will need to be a mechanic and know how to read a map and how to never never never leave your van unguarded or feel lazy and leave your gear locked up overnight in a club as AC/DC put it its a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll