Twenty-One Things I Learned at My First HUMP! Ever

All That and a Plate of Biscuits Is Coming Your Way

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1
You rule. This is flippin' hi-larious!
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I am laughing very hard. YAY! Yay for laughs. This is rad.
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HUMP is totally awesome! Thank you The Stranger and thank you Seattle for getting it on!
I've been to HUMP the last two years and it's always fun. I can't go this year, which is balls, but it sounds like it's going to be a good one.
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I can't wait for Saturday!!!
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Is there any way in hell that non-Seattleites can see anything from HUMP?. This article really has me curious!

Dawn
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You forgot to mention Seattle is filled to the brim with self-righteous, pass-aggressive, holier-than-thou dickheads.

Oh, but by all means Seattle, celebrate how beautiul and unique and oh, you're all such wonderful little snowfalkes who have all the answers.

And Lindy, your writing is just sooooooo brilliant.

Seriously.....SERIOUSLY?
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Go back to Spokane, Jack (ass)
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Lindy, I will be the lesbian to your FTM trans-person... Call me. You and my pliable asshole could be so happy!
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I'll bite on the pass while you "sip" your coffee.... aggressive and not so into the but, or hole, jack....

perhaps you would like to "get
a job" driving around in a unmarked, "marked" car with an "unrecognizable" recognition to your antenna ball and a license(plate) so as to look like a stupid federal 'wanna'-be jack?

Or, perhaps you are a frustrated internet cop who gets thrown off the kiddy trail witness stand because you sell info to paparazzi vendors....

Or, perhaps you are a political speech writer who now sees the "gig" is out for Jan. 9, 2009...

and if so, are you worried about your homelessness situation and my apparently random attack for no real (good) reason in defense of (p.p.s.)....

Or perhaps your the only one so far who wrote in to be critical of HUMP and poor little "lindy WHO" as if she isn't capable of ignoring this space after work....

or perhaps you have a PRINCE CHARMING ADOPTIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER FROM IMPERSONATING SOMETHING OR SOMEONE YOU SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED WITH.....

then again... maybe we LIKE to pick on you cause your easy and argumentative and esy to pick on like a easterner from NEW YORK ... or BOSTON accented or maybe, maybe, maybe....maybe,maybe, maybe....


maybe you got kicked off the local prosecution team or the ATF or the CIA or FBI... wait a minute...

they CAN'T hire enough FBI agents now to do the job with the budget so fucked up ,so your proboly not one of them unless you were a bad FBI agent... were you a BAD FBI agent, jack?

maybe your just being a "PEST" to agent lindy west....


p.s., did I see and hear you driving around in Southpark this week?
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I wish I lived in Seattle! This California perv will just have to get his amateur porn fix somewhere else.
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I wish I was in Seattle too.
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i'm sad i don't live in seattle anymore. we'll see how the election goes and if the gays can get marriage visas then hopefully we'll be entering next year.
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Hey, not all the entries are from Seattle - Olympia's representin' an' rockin' the program with BUTT LICKIN'!
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Great article, and I'm curious, just like Dawn. Is there any way the unfortunate non-Seattle resident can experience any of Hump's artistic videos?
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I wish The Stranger would set up an XTube account and fill it with the HUMP videos. I know some of the participants would not want their entries there, but I'll bet others would - why not have the option? And then those of us who can't attend can enjoy the fun as well. I'd give anything to see the lawnmower boy video from last year.
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i give hump maybe one more year at most. the crowd is becoming really really douchey. they said to turn off cell phones like 20 times before the thing starts. then a bunch of people can be seen from the back row using their cell phones. then the fake fuzz has to throw people out and interrupt the show.

however cool "hump" is in theory, it's wasted on people - douchiness will always triumph and subvert whatever else is truly free and liberating.

sad, sad douches.
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As a straight guy, I get a visceral and unpleasant reaction to Gay porn. Doesn't matter how pro-gay rights you are, straight guys just have this innate revulsion to gay porn.

However, the gay porn films were definitely a step ahead of the straight porns in production value, artistry, and attractiveness of the participants. I must say that the straights were definitely outclassed by the gays this time around!

Also, the Gay Porn Parody of Dune was laugh out loud funny, and the production values were unbelievable...

PS: Rubber Ducky girl, dump your ducky and marry me!
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quick question.... Are Seattle girls horny?
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are you damn crazy this was about to kill me with laughter
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That is the best review of anything EVER!
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As for me, I learned nothing at HUMP.
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Awesome, Lindy. Another great piece. Keep it up!