I'm sorry, guys, but, to be honest, I had no idea this whole Gawker thing was going on. Didn't mean to check out on you, or anything. It's just that I read a Gawker story maybe two or three times a year, and that's mostly by accident of circumstance.
Really, I thought they were a celebrity porn site. You know, Kim Cattrall upskirts, and the like.
However, I don't criticize you for this article. Indeed, you've probably given them something to do over New Year's, taking a break from looking for Lindsey Lohan's crusty thong, getting drunk, and puzzling over whether or not your guide to jokes is another joke they don't get.
I am curious, though: Did you get any hate mail from Gawker's dirty half-dozen mousebanging fans? And did you write back, "I read Gawker because I'm paid to. What's your excuse?"
Those with a brain firing on all pistons knew Gawker had it horribly wrong, and it was hilarious. This piece, unfortunately is smack. It's taunting on the playground after completely fucking up in class, and it's simply not as funny as it would have been had you referenced their half-brained analysis of half-read articles with some finesse and creativity. You took the makings of a fantastic running joke and you smashed it to bits.
Well, at least it's a relief to know that the article written by Supreme Court Justice Richard Sanders really was written by Supreme Court Justice Richard Sanders. LOL.
Really, I thought they were a celebrity porn site. You know, Kim Cattrall upskirts, and the like.
However, I don't criticize you for this article. Indeed, you've probably given them something to do over New Year's, taking a break from looking for Lindsey Lohan's crusty thong, getting drunk, and puzzling over whether or not your guide to jokes is another joke they don't get.
I am curious, though: Did you get any hate mail from Gawker's dirty half-dozen mousebanging fans? And did you write back, "I read Gawker because I'm paid to. What's your excuse?"
"Oh yes they call him the streak the fastest thing on two feet he's always making the news in just his tennis shoes guess you could call him unique".
look at that! look at that!