Schock and his white hustler pants as Princess Sparkle Pony called them. I can't think of a man I know who would touch that (actually, scratch that I can but he's a transvestite with no taste). But I think there's a little girl out there who might love a translucent teal belt like that.
"Distressingly hot GOP gay seeks same. No fatties."
^ This. Oh this. Perfect. He seems like he might be kind of like bitchy cheerleader.
Oh my God, that was the guy you had a photo of up on SLOG a while ago with the gayest ensemble ever worn to a barbecue? I googled him after reading Dan's Pride article, but didn't realize it was the same guy. No doubt about it, that guy be gaaaaaaaayyyy.
How about Illinois Congressman Mark Kirk, who is not only gay but also a serial exaggerator? Perhaps his Manhunt ad could read something like this: "Enormously endowed, big medaled former twink seeks other closeted military men to exchange bodily fluids."
"Distressingly hot GOP gay seeks same. No fatties."
^ This. Oh this. Perfect. He seems like he might be kind of like bitchy cheerleader.