Red Maple Menace

A Letter from Soviet Canuckistan


I just love the arrogance of all the little socialist-lite societies growing in the shade of the United States' military and economic bulk. If you had actually had to equitably split the cost of holding the Soviet Union at bay, fighting the Germans and Japanese and pumping dollarettes into economic development all those years, you guys would not have been able to afford all that wonderful health care programs you keep telling us about while you're sitting in an American hospital because it was going to be 6 months before they could start your chemo. Reminds me of those little Pekinese that yap like they're some kind of dangerous then pee on your foot when an actual burglar comes through the front door.