"This Tiger Balm. Velly good velly hot. Make horsey
run..."

That sort of stuff can be dangerous for men too. An ex of mine decided to play with some pleasure balm that was supposed to help him last longer. He slathered himself with it and then put on a condom - and ended up with second-degree chemical burns (most of his dick was one big painful blister).

DON'T USE MORE THAN A DAB. Safety first!

Yeah, he learned that lesson the hard way.

Is it hot in here or is it just me? whew. dab, dab.

I'm afraid you've been punked.

You could maybe up your googling skills a little... There's a non-nude video of what you're looking for here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKBhD_NDw… and, about 5 seconds of this other one was enough for me, but a very NSFW one on xhamster.com if you search for icy hot pussy...

stupid store = Real Canadian SuperStore. It's a giant grocery store with housewares, small electronics, and toy departments.

No idea why some people call it that, but they do.

So you didn't actually try it. What's the point of this article then?

Seriously, if you're not going to actually do it yourself and want someone to try it, contact a true masochist and ask her for her reactions.

Signed,
A True Masochist

I did try it! Didn't you read that part? Last paragraph.

Sure, but only a dab. "As I rubbed a dab onto the most peripheral spot possible"

You should go full-on slather or at least try a dab on your happy-bits.

You never know, you may find your inner masochist. :)