What They Really Think of Us

Subjects of The Stranger's 2015 News Coverage Regret Our Language, Our Wandering Eyes, and More!

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Dept. of Corrections

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(Except My Chaffed Genitals—That's Just Irritating)

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(You're Thinking of the Trapped Miners, I Can Tell! Stop It!)

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(I Mean, Fer Fuck's Sake!)

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We Regret These Errors.

That Sculpture Is a Stain on Our Reputation

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Please Allow Me to Set the Record Straight

Dept. of Closets and Stalls

I Regret that Pit Bulls Find My Face So Delicious

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