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Wed, Jan 2, 2013

I Regret What's Happening to This City

by The Funhouse
Wed, Jan 2, 2013

I Regret Not Taking Out Lance Armstrong

by Cancer
Wed, Jan 2, 2013

I Regret Republicans Giving Me a Bad Name

by Rape
Wed, Jan 4, 2012

Dept. of Corrections

We Regret These Errors
by Stranger Staff
Wed, Jan 4, 2012

I Regret Not Killing Benjamin Colton Barnes Before He Got to That Park Ranger

by Mount Rainier
Wed, Jan 4, 2012

I Regret Being Consigned to Eternal Damnation with the Guy Who Drew The Family Circus

by Osama Bin Laden
Wed, Jan 4, 2012

We Wish to Announce Several Regrets (We Wish to Announce Several Regrets)

by Occupy Seattle (by Occupy Seattle)
Wed, Jan 4, 2012

I Regret Not Being Considered Food and Offer, for Your Enjoyment, This Recipe

by Pepper Spray
Wed, Jan 4, 2012

I Regret Rehab

by Amy Winehouse
Wed, Jan 4, 2012

I Regret Macklemore's Tweets

by Twitter
Wed, Jan 4, 2012

We Regret We’re So Dumb

by the Voters of Washington State
Thu, Dec 30, 2010

I Regret Nothing

(Except My Chaffed Genitals—That's Just Irritating)
by State Supreme Court Justice Richard B. Sanders
Thu, Dec 30, 2010

What You Think About When You Think About Chile

(You're Thinking of the Trapped Miners, I Can Tell! Stop It!)
by the Republic of Chile
Thu, Dec 30, 2010

A Guide to the Jokes in This Issue for the Staff of Gawker

(Because Gawker Had Trouble Keeping Up with Our Jokes This Year)
by Stranger Staff
Thu, Dec 30, 2010

Hands Off My Leeks

I'm Just Trying to Make a Living Over Here
by Henry Earl Wicky, farmer and proprietor of WickyLeeks
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