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1
then Donald could ask her if she has ever had an affair.
2
After which affair(s) did Bill apologize?
How many times has it come to?
Is Bill current in his apologies?
When was his most recent apology?
Has Bill ever apologized for an affair that had not been exposed before he 'fessed up about it?
Cause he probably is just sorry he got caught, not that he got some.
3
Because being cheated on is bad, Hillary, really bad.
But Slut Shaming the victims of your husband's sexual assaults?
Priceless.
4
Uh huh.

To all of above.
5
I like what Dan says.
I don't think it's Hillary's voice -- probably too painful for her to say something so blunt - but Dan saying it for her. Good.
6
That's the 10 minute answer. Needs to be about a minute.
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@1 fuck you.
9
@2 fuck you.
10
@3 fuck you.
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@8, @9

Probably redundant, as they are already pretty fucked.
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@2: he's not your husband, so its not your business. you sure have put a lot of thought into The Clenis, though.
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@8-10
thanks. The reiteration was warranted
14
Giuliani put some shit frosting on Trump's garbage cake by further implying that Hillary had ruined Monica Lewinsky's life, and was her husband's philandering-enabler rather than a typical cheated-upon wife. This is the Linda Tripp line of attack, and it's both disgusting and makes no sense.

Let's just call a spade a spade: The Clintons have an open marriage. They have for decades. And it's pretty obviously a DADT-style open marriage, where he screws around more than she does. And I think she's genuinely irritated whenever one of her husband's women comes to light, partly because she doesn't like hearing about it, and partly because she's irritated at him for being careless and causing a political liability in their highly ambitious, driven, power-couple, mostly companionate marriage. But there's far less of Bill's 'cheating' than there used to be, because he's an older man now.

There is no way for Hillary to convey all of this in a way that would go over with the bourgeois-puritan sensibilities of Middle America, however. So Dan's speech is probably the best thing she could say.
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To all who think Bill Clinton's cheating is a valid point to raise when discussing the HRC's candidacy for POTUS:

Statistically, US women now cheat at the same rate as men. I am going to go out on a limb here and venture to guess, despite that purported fact, that most any man who hasn't yet cheated will cheat on his significant other if he thinks he has little chance of being found out. However, how is it relevant to whether a candidate would be the best one for the job of POTUS if that presidential candidate's spouse has/is/will cheated on that candidate? Is this not victim blaming? Why is Bill Clinton's cheating on his wife your concern? Why is it an issue for anyone but the Clinton family? Have you looked at the history of the dalliances of the various other former presidents and their wives? This entire issue is beating a dead horse. Move the f*ck on!
16
Was Melania a mistress during the Marla Maples years?
17
Trump's ham-fisted noblesse oblige moment last night was a failed attempt to run the "Clinton affairs" trope up the flagpole without actually unfurling it. He (or at least his handlers) has to know that the moment he throws it down, he's going to be bombarded with his own very public, very conspicuous history of sexual misconduct. Maybe he thinks he can play that to his benefit, but given the near universal condemnation post-debate, it seems like a very risky strategy, and one that doesn't guarantee much, if any, real advantage even if successful. It'll just come off as more bullying, more victim-blaming, and more evidence - as if we need any more - that his temperament and judgement are not up to the level he needs to assure undecided voters that he is capable of handling the challenges of the office.
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@18: Bwaahaahaa LMAOROTFPIMP!
20
Correct response: "That doesn't mean much coming from someone who raped his wife and probably thinks of his daughter while masturbating."
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@12

Remember, Max; we are not your problem.

Mr Savage said: "A decent person apologizes for cheating, which is what my husband did."

A decent person does not serially cheat, and apologize when caught, but go on cheating.
We are helping Mr Savage parse the various layers of this stinky little shit soufflé.
22
Good lord. Can he please stop inserting run-off paragraphs into each sentence?
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As someone who was married for 31 years, I'll weigh in.

No one knows a marriage but the two people in it. That the Clintons have forged their own type of marriage is really their own business. (If Bill had treated me like that, I would have bitch-slapped him and left.)

But, unlike many holier-than-thou Republicans who are on their second or third wives, the Clintons chose to stick to together and work it out. You can't fault them for that.

But mainly, the issue has nothing to do with Hillary Clinton being President. It's been one of her trials by fire thru life (and speaks to her ability to withstand a lot personally.) But beyond that, who cares?

But, as Michelle Obama says, when they go low, we go high. If Trump wants to get down in the gutter, Hillary should let him and then step over him as she goes on to become president.

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@26:

Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing her grind her (no doubt sensibly sized) heel into that spray-on pompadour just a little bit as she does...
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@27

So a good abbreviated version of what Dan suggests would be, "I love my husband and he loves me. We're not perfect, but we have successfully worked through the difficulties of our 40-year [or however many years] marriage and are happy together and proud of the smart, compassionate, beautiful daughter we raised. I don't think it serves the American people to discuss any extramarital affair that my husband has had any more than it would serve them to discuss any of Donald's extramarital affairs."

Boom! One minute instead of ten.
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1, 2, 3, 21. Jesus Christ you are an asshole.

Fuck the fuck off.
30
Gotta agree with @14 here. I don't know the ins and outs of the Clinton's marriage, but it clearly isn't grounded in sexual fidelity. I have long suspected it is more a marriage of politics, ambition, and power. She became senator, ran for president once before, and became Secretary of State, all because she was Bill Clinton's wife. I doubt she would have achieved any of those goals if she had divorced him. I suspect she probably doesn't care much about Bill's philandering as long as it doesn't interfere with her political goals.

And really, isn't the Clinton's marriage a lot like many of Dan's letter writers? A lot of marriages start out with a promise of fidelity, but after a couple decades, fidelity may take a back seat, sex gets stale or tiresome, and there are a host of other meaningful reasons to stay married that have nothing to do with sexual fidelity. Who cares? As long as they're happy, more power to them.
31
"When I tested, it was beautiful, like an hour before, I said what a great mic."

Yes. I completely believe that this is something Trump did and said. Absolutely. This is completely expected, normal human behavior, that a person would do an hour before the most important debate of his life.

Is there any video evidence of this, I wonder? (And would anyone actually care if there was, since this is clearly a fictional narrative to somehow excuse his poor showing?)
32
I just want to challenge that we're not electing Bill again. Hillary has stated that Bill will become an active part of her White House and will probably be aimed at economics.

On the one hand, affairs are a whatever factor, and the only woman we should really take The Clintons to task over is Juanita Broaddrick because it was non-consensual. On the other, Hillary was a nasty bitch about each of those women and dragged them through the mud from a power position.

(Before anybody says, "b..b...but Trump," I'm not saying he's any better. He's far nastier than she is and has his own pending rape case with an underage girl. That's just where we are in American politics right now.)

(Also, I've already heard that a vote for Stein or Johnson is a proxy vote for Trump, and that these are our two choices. Can we spare that lecture? It's so old and tired now.)
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@32
A vote for Stein or Johnson is a proxy vote for Trump, these are our two choices.
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@32:

If it's "so old and tired now", why are you bringing it up?
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@34 Because it inevitably what these conversations devolve to. Usually within one or two comments.
36
i liked the deleted e-mails reference.
37
Dan conveniently left out any facts/discussion regarding the abuse of political power inherent in Bill Clinton's affairs. Had Bill Clinton conducted his affairs with women on his level of power - no problem. But the accusations from powerless women of rape, unwanted sexual attention, and casting his accusers as crazy/stalkers/etc...?

I find it hard to believe that if an ordinary letter writer submitted this issue to Dan: "my husband is cheating on me and worse, pushing himself onto women despite their lack of interest, aided by State Troopers, slamming their reputations when caught..." - would he give this advice? I think not. I think we would get a lecture about standing up for for feminist principles.

No, Dan, you can't distract me from the utter hypocrisy of Hillary Clinton campaigning on feminist issues, like this here - a page where she is quoted as saying to sexual assault survivors: "Don't let anyone silence your voice":

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/ca…

You must think we are as stupid as most Democratic operatives think we are.
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Yes Donald, my husband was s fuckface in our marriage for many years. For all I know he's pulling out his tired old dick, after taking a little blue pill, and trying real hard to shove it up some chick's pussy. I don't know. Do you know Donald?
The truth here Donald is, I don't give a flying fuck anymore what that sad excuse for a husband is up to. We have beautiful grandkid(s?) together, have our family time with our daughter and her family, and that's great.
Now, let's talk about global warming Donald. Let's cut with the bullshit and get real about how you, if you become the POTUS, are going to deal with this very serious and pressing problem.
39
Yeah.
Trump calling the Clintons out on adultery?
Funny.
Almost as funny as a 12 year old rape victim...
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@35:

Except that it wasn't "inevitable" until you felt compelled to bring it up - 32 comments into the thread...
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@32, 37: at the time, those poor women were actively aiding the republicans in impeaching a sitting president over misdemeanors. you wanted her to walk away and let that happen.

she didn't. deal.

the senate saved his ass, and her support helped end another sordid Republican-overreach episode that makes Europeans shake their heads and wonder what the fuck is up with America, anyway?
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@41 Go feminism! Today I learned that it's ok to insult and dismiss rape victims if they're being used as a pawn to hinder your career.
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@43 OK, Bill Cosby.
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It's easier than this. "Bill and I have been married for 41 years, and yes, we've had our challenges, but we love each other. You've had two failed marriages, Donald–are you sure you want to go there?"
46
has anyone sent this to her campaign???
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"Because being cheated on /is/ bad, Donald. It hurts. But cheating is worse."

Depends on what the meaning of 'is' is. Nice emphasis.
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@48

Well, you remember how meekly he acquiesced when that pastor interrupted him and then how he bashed her the next day when he didn't have to face her.
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None of this would be an issue if a male candidate had an adulterous wife. No one would dare say anything about or to that male candidate about his marriage. But since it's a female candidate, her marriage and her husband is assumed to be her fault. If Trump says anything about Bill, Hillary should just ignore it -- leave him hanging -- and talk about a REAL issue.
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As I saw somewhere else today, the short, simple response is" "There's only one adulterer on this stage, Donald."
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@50 Cosby only admitted guilt to getting Quaaludes in court documents that were unsealed a decade after the case. This was also after a year of denial and decades after many of the incidents. He still maintains his innocence, much like some other powerful men both on and off stage.
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You silly people. This issue is not about the fact that Bill had affairs. It's that Hellary did her damndest to blame it on the women he involved. Not only the ones who had mutual relations with him but those he harassed, exposed himself to, and raped. When blaming it on a "bimbo eruption" wasn't enough, she tried to blame it on a "vast right wing conspiracy". Then she has the audacity to tell sexual abuse victims that "women should be believed" when she did her best to KEEP them from being believed by others!
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Ms 15 - You are absolutely wrong, although Mr Savage, sellout that he is, would doubtless agree with you. We can't blame him too much, though, as the position presumably pays.
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Wow, very well written. I could totally hear Hillary's voice saying those words. Hope one of her staffers puts this into her next prep debate -- verbatim!
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@52

But is there....
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@45, Said it best.

I think Dan is lonely, and he's using these pro-Hillary articles as a way to connect with people. Obviously, he already connects with people via his column and podcast and more, but maybe that's not enough.
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Unfortunately, Bill Clinton's atrociously reckless behavior not only caused pain in his marriage, but he had also become a pariah by the end of his 2nd term and most voters simply wanted him and his lurid story to disappear. No one more so than Al Gore. And despite the fact that Gore and Clinton had done a respectable job of managing the economy, had kept us out of any major wars, and things were generally trending in the right direction, Gore's campaign was forced to distance itself from Clinton, almost never mentioning his name, and appearing with him on only one occasion. And, regrettably, Al wasn't a very good solo act.

But had Clinton shown even the most rudimentary self-control during his presidency he and Gore have accomplished more and gone on to campaign together, brag about their successes, the future, yada, and Gore would have no doubt easilyy beaten W in what turned out to be the closest presidential election in history. Instead, Bill's creepy and egregious behavior ended up giving us Bush, and worldwide ramifications that go far beyond any pain it caused their marriage. That said, I like and support Hillary. Can't stand Bill.
60
Dan's a great writer. I've long admired his work. This is clear mansplaining though.

This response is well crafted and puts Donald in his place. AND it is something even junior Hillary staffers have come up with. They talked strategy on how to deal with the Bill factor, and all of the facets therein, before she considered announcing.

No. She hasn't really responded, but he hasn't really brought it up in a way for her to. He mumbles it at her, uses his family, or screams it. Responses to mumbling and screaming got the PERFECT strategic responses. Silence and a "can you believe this guy?" breaking of the fourth wall. His family can say what they want, her family has long since dealt with the issue and on this issue, I guarantee she's prepared far beyond this unsolicited statement.
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@54
Women stay with shitty partners all the time for their own reasons and often blame themselves or others for their husbands behavior. DV advocates deal with it all day. People do not often cope with personal tragedy gracefully or feel they have options other than to stand their ground and deny it and pretend everything is normal.

I don't like how HRC handled it either, but I can't say with confidence that if someone accused my partner or family of harassment or rape that I wouldn't leap to their defense. I know my family and while someone may cheat, but they couldn't possibly be a rapist!

As my DV advocate friends used to say; Try to walk in her shoes

(not saying to excuse it, just to be careful of judging her reaction to her husband's behavior)
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Way too wordy, Dan. Your last paragraph is close to length and message needed.
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I just want to challenge that we're not electing Bill again. Hillary has stated that Bill will become an active part of her White House and will probably be aimed at economics.

He will be an advisor. He may have a formal role, but it will be a minor one. He won't be in line for the presidency (unlike every cabinet secretary). From a formal perspective, he will have very little power (I doubt he will try and get anything that requires confirmation). From an informal perspective, he will have tremendous power, just like all spouse's of the president. The fact remains, though, that it is Hillary that will make the decisions and set the agenda.
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I love the speech, Dan, but just imagine it in the debate. By the start of the third paragraph, Donald is interrupting, and talking shit. Once you name your opponent, by rule, you are allowed to interrupt. Not that he wouldn't interrupt anyway. All of this actually plays to his strength, of course. When it comes to long, detailed paragraphs, she does well. He is, at best capable of short, snippy, phrases. What was interesting is that he was thrown off his game even though this is his game.
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"Oh, and Donald, how IS that child rape case going?"
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Trump wont say shit to her face just like he didn't say shit to the president of Mexico. Hes scared of girls, look at who he picks for wives.
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@30 said: "She became senator, ran for president once before, and became Secretary of State, all because she was Bill Clinton's wife. I doubt she would have achieved any of those goals if she had divorced him."

Well, you could say the same about any of our dynastic political families (The Adamses, The Kennedys, the Roosevelts, the Bushes, etc...) Yet I've only ever seen this line used to discredit HRC's accomplishments. It comes across as sexist.
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A suggested short reply: Donald, if you want to talk about sex, get a therapist. I'm here to talk about the country's future.
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@30 - The problem with that assessment is that it doesn't take account of the fact that Hillary probably would have been President before/despite Bill if our country had been ready 20, 30, 40 years ago to consider voting for women in positions of power in our government. Hillary is not riding Bill's coattails. Rather, she, like many women, have been held back by the misogyny of our times. Her ambition is no greater than any male politicians. Only her obstacles have been greater.
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That must be some mighty fine weed your tokin'

Hillary has zero, no, make that negative, political skills.

The one only elected office she has ever won was as a well financed insider carpetbagger.

She is touted by the Feminist Left as The Most Qualified Candidate Eva!
which is a warm heaping pile of steaming deluded bullshit.

She botched healthcare when she had her shot,
was a mediocre Senator
and a disaster as Sec of State.

She has no common touch,
no feel for public mood or sentiment,
and is a clumsy harsh campaigner.

She struggled to put away a kooky old socialist
and is now struggling to put away The Most UNQualified Candidate EVA!

If Hillary had not hitched her star to Bill NoOne would know who she was today.

She totally recognizes that, even if you do not;
as evidenced by the fact that she was willing to endure the most public repeated humiliation any woman in the history of American Political History has EVER endured.

So reload that bong and inhale deeply,
because you really don't want to confront reality sober…..
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Ms Jenne - I'll agree to an extent. I don't think her ambition is any greater than any male politician's. There were women governors elected on their own right in the 1970's. It would be interesting to see a simulation of the two of them running against each other in a primary some years ago. And, as nothing she did to earn her place on my Never Vote For This Person List happened until well afterwards, I'd likely have voted for her in 1996 much more happily than I did for him.

I don't think you can call it a "fact" that she would have been President already had the country been ready to elect a woman to the office, though. She'd have been among those considered highly qualified or capable, but it would not have surprised me at all if one of her female contemporaries who happened to have better candidate skills (and there were several, at least) would have defeated her in a primary or general election. Or perhaps we'd have had a President Tsongas or Kerrey. Simply plugging in "ready for a woman" doesn't mean that the smartest or most competent woman would necessarily be the winning woman.
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If adultery comes up here are the questions for Hillary:

1 Have you ever committed adultery?

2 Have you ever had sex with a woman?

3 Is your's a DADT open marriage
where adultery is tolerated as long as it doesn't become embarrassingly public?

4 Why did you stay married to a sexual predator
and why did you maliciously attack his women victims?

perhaps Mr Savage can craft some clever replies, just in case...
73
Do the deleted emails out Hillary's lesbian lovers?

Enquiring minds want to know...
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My unsolicited advice: Print some Not Nice t-shirts as a fundraiser.
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I imagine the line Trump would take is not "your husband cheated", it's "when your husband cheated, you viciously attacked the women he cheated with and tried to destroy their lives; and even when he actually raped somebody (Juanita Broderick), your response was still to attack *her* rather than criticising him."

I'm *not* saying that's an accurate description of what happened, but I think that's how Trump would spin it.

It's not so easy to respond to that. You could perhaps go with "Would you like to talk about what Jill Hearth said about you in her deposition, Donald? Or about what Ivana said in the deposition for your divorce case?" (Both Jill and Ivana stated that Trump had raped them). But it's still dangerous ground.
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70

oh, and we forgot;
she is a compulsive liar,
but not very good at it.
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This suggested response is excellent, but you didn't address one thing. What Trump is going to go after is Hillary's "enabling" Bill's affairs by calling the women bimbos and denigrating them. What she should say is that she admits she did it, but it was because she was very hurt and lashed out. She should say she realises she was wrong to do it and apologize.
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@77: nope. trump doesn't get to put on a suit of shining armor to defend broaddrick, jones, and Lewinsky.

the correct answer is "my marriage is none of your fucking business".
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Perhaps she'd leave out the f... word Max, I've never heard that Hillary swears in public.
And why is this even a topic between the contenders for POTUS. Hello. wtf are either of them planning to do about Black people being murdered by Police, about global warming.
Syria. A tragedy, an immense one, is happening right the hell now. And these two are gonna talk about each other's marriages?
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The less she says the better. She doesn't have to play his game. Trump is burying himself with every word. Just look at him and shrug and get back to something serious. Keep in mind when Trump is going to bring this up: when Hillary has him on the ropes, is making him sweat, and he's been shouting and interrupting her for an hour. Then he's going to careen off topic into this crap. He's going to spit it out with his face red and his piggy little eyes blazing. There's nothing to say. Just stop, and look at him. Everyone look at him, see what he is.
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I think it would be wise of Hillary Clinton to also add, that while she and Bill saved their marriage, as so many other couples do, sometimes you just can't, and she understands how that is painful too. (I believe that would be meaningful and sympathetic to a lot of men and women who chose divorce instead.)
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Why does everyone assume that Donald Trump's wife would be hurt if her husband cheated? If I were her it would be a relief to have a night or two off. Just the thought of those stubby little fingers pawing at me, and that pile of straw hanging over his pumpkinesque face makes me shudder.
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WRONG! i haven't read earlier comments, just wanted to push this one out early (so if I'm repeating, I apologize) Um, Hillary didn't cheat, and that's her best line of argument, Dan?

Your intentions are good, but you didn't proofread this post with care.
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Excellent advice and I hope she reads it. I also hope Americans have the good sense to elect someone for whom the Presidency is a job (Clinton) and not a wet dream (Trump).
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