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If she reacts, you can have a talk. If she doesn't, you can get a divorce.
Yup. Don't show up and donate to action groups like the ACLU.
They need the money much more than spending it on tourist activities.
I guess you two don't get my sense of humour. That makes me so sad.
Of course the rest of us will get our turn being subjected to the maniac trump, as he starts wars and helps strengthen ISIS with more recruits.
@LW 3 PP if you're within a day's distance of DC round trip, go! I went on many marches in my 20s, for choice, for LGBT rights, etc. They are symbolic and mostly people in the area and so the expense is minimal in terms of diverting from other donations, and young people should protest injustice. (We all should, but frankly, the young and the old have more time and the young can tolerate cheap travel and physical discomfort easier. Mid-career it gets difficult to find time and the body is not as forgiving...)
Confidential to Twi_hr and Ricardo: Humour on the internet is not always obvious. (Particularly, as Lava says, in these tense times when everything said on the internet is a minor misinterpretation away from a full-blown war of words.) Try a winkyface emoticon so that we can tell when you're joking. ;)
Nocute @4: Ha, my advice would have been "skip those rabbit-style toys, they're all hype and awkwardness. Go for the simple designs. No one wants to be fiddling about with positioning or six different buttons when they are close to orgasm."
Sure, some (many?) people would call that trolling. I call it taking the piss.
Besides, we're not talking about politics here.
I meant it when I said tensions are high.
Anyone- Anywhere in the World can sign this petition. PLEASE sign and share as much as you can. I -and millions of others-are truly scared about the future of the world in Donald Trump's hands. Thank you!
https://www.change.org/p/electoral-colle…
In the case of the comment @5 in response to the one @3, I just seen to be unable to see the humor, but I will take him at his word that it was meant to be funny.
Vulva-havers get plenty toys because they talk about their needs and also vote at the cash register.
Not only we have fewer choices, flashlight and the like are some times challenging to use and always a bummer to clean.
Some toys I’d like to see should focus exclusively on the balls or the tip.
This Adonis pouch seems like a good idea but almost everyone seems to be out of them for some reason, even Walmart. You can still get them here for US $25, and the black vinyl type may also give one’s penis an SnM looks of some sort:
http://www.rainbowdepot.com/Adonis-Pouch…
This one looks like another not-so-good design, as the vibrating unit is located in one of the least sensitive areas of the testicular universe:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vibrating-Invisi…
When it comes to tip toys this one seems to be suicidal on multiple levels:
https://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes-Bul…
The no opening is alarming, the weight must be challenging, and that futuristic look… All could make a great Wallace and Gromit episode.
I’d like to see an open sleeve of some sort that can be easily applied around the top part of the shaft with softer gel-like material around the tip, and a vibrating ring or more. The open end will allow ejaculation, and the top ring is wide enough to hold an open condom in case the need arises.
Any other blue or red penises who would like to chime in?
Few weeks ago we had a question by this guy whose wife is into this kind of stuff. One of my searches back then described short-term lecithin abuse.
Soy lecithin, 1,200 mg, 100 soft gels, $10 a bottle in many stores, “Promotes liver and reproductive health.”
No recommended daily use yet the advice, which I followed, called for four of them three times a day for two or three days prior to launching.
While this was nothing like the epic fake ones on the web I’m very glad to report that my liver was indeed promoted, no side effects were detected, and consumer reports also indicate an improved flavor.
Time to be thankful.
How can it not be about politics at the moment? The whole world is shaking at the prospect of trump as President.
@17 Ricardo: Ha ha! Thank you for offering a hilarious new definition of "taking a piss".
I needed a good laugh---and I think millions of others do, too right now, across the Divided States and around the world.
@20 single girl: I share your worries about a Trump future (I am still reeling!), and signed the petition regarding ending the out dated electoral college. Thanks for sharing the link!
@23 LavaGirl: I'll drink to that. The wineries are going to make a fortune off me. I'm considering giving myself a new nickname of Pink, after Pink Floyd (Roger Waters), and from here on out stay comfortably numb.
NOT support Trump's bigoted, misogynist and xenophobic Evil Empire agenda.
Kudos to you and Kath for finding Thanksgiving menu options with less mess and leftovers (your pork loin sounds wonderful). Wishing you a healthy, safe Thanksgiving. I am lucky to have a Community co-op (i.e.: organic sliced turkey breast instead of a whole bird) and what I can eat. I don't really have a reason, family or budget-wise, to bulk shop.
Okay. Back to Savage Love and, for all those with voracious appetites, Eat Me.
@ 21 - Nocute - I'm not in the habit of advising people to neglect their significant other. That was a plainly absurd post.
But if it's my avatar that confuses you, it's a shame. I chose it wisely. The marsupilami is a character in a French-language Belgian comic strip I used to read as a child, Spirou. The marsupilami is extremely sweet until someone pisses it off, then it gets really angry and strikes. Couldn't have found a more appropriate avatar. But really, it's a fun character, I swear.
Likewise, no actual harm is intended in my posts (unless it's clearly spelled out). It's all tongue-in-cheek.
And now it turns out I'm misunderstood by everyone except Hunter. Wouldn't you know. But if it's true, as Hunter suggested @ 31, that Undead was actually answering Strange @ 6, my apologies to Undead and my thanks for understanding that I was just making a dumb joke.
@ 26 - Griz - "The wineries are going to make a fortune off me."
Now that's the spirit! A coger y a tomar, que el mundo se va a acabar.
Undead, who can get a little narky themselves, was talking to you.
If I had a nice juicy plant growing in my garden, and didn't have to go looking, I'd be spending my time holed up in my studio, listening to music, painting and smoking..
I understand how you feel. If I didn't have pharyngitis right now, I'd spend my days smoking too!
CMD @22: Having recently purchased a doggy-style enhancing cock ring with hands-free clit stimulator (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p…), your eBay item appears more geared toward turning your penis into a vibrator for her pleasure. The Trinity looks very space-age indeed but yes, you'd have to remove it before ejaculating. Perhaps it would be good for fast-forwarding to the point of no return, but the lack of even a reservoir tip like condoms have seems a serious design flaw. I think there are more toys for women than men because fewer men have trouble orgasming organically, so there is that to console yourself with. Personally, my favourite sex toy is a fat spliff. Smoke up, come easily, no batteries required.
Auntie Griz @26: It's "taking THE piss", not "taking A piss", and it's British slang. Took me ages to wrap my head round the meaning, as it can mean both "taking the piss out of someone" (ie mocking them), or taking advantage -- "£50 for a vibrator? That's taking the piss." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the…
Griz/Lava: A fleshlight is a flashlight-shaped (hence the name) tube with a soft latex inside that men stick their dicks into to masturbate.
Happy shopping day, all -- hope no one gets trampled in the annual bacchanal of consumerism.
Resuming the tour, for which I was waiting for a sign , I leave YGG to Ms Cummins, as she seems already to have lived out the Ann Robinson version (it was actually the phrase with which she dismissed RuPaul-in-a-wig-and-dress). This makes her the obvious choice.
To allow those who might be so inclined the opportunity to guess, next bequeathed will be HSE.
In our many years of "holy deadlock" (thanks Archie bunker) WE accumulated numerous toys. Some of them plugged in, some of them a person would wear, some ran on batteries and some were just well, interestingly-shaped things.
Sadly, Most have been thrown away, and the suitcase toybox is now a small briefcase toybox. The one toy that is used year in and year out is the hitachi magic wand and her accessories. Ours is developing an electrical short and must soon be replaced. Considering the cordless, but hate to take any chances in this important area.
Re Auntie G
@33 YUM! I did not overeat Auntie Griz and still have an appetite!
The importance of commas! ROFL
@40 sb53 and @43 BiDanFan: I was referring to the title of this week's Savage Love Column, "Eat Me"---not actually seeking getting vored, myself. I think you already knew that, though.
I hope everybody enjoyed a nice Thanksgiving. Mine has been filled with music, continuous VW care, cat-sitting, and---!!----I spoke to my brother and ex-sister-in-law for the first time in several months. After catching up on my own housekeeping and laundry, our theater has completed week one of our musical, White Christmas (Irving Berlin).
Did the comment thread become voring?
Anyway, I want to be as far away from Trumpzilla and his fascist goon squad as possible.
Next will be LMB, which may be my most popular bequest.
How did it go? It's the forty anniversary of The Last Waltz movie, that was held at Thanksgiving. And Obama still dragging his feet, being a total whatever, not dealing with Standing Rock, and all the native Americans he swore to protect. wtf.
Jesus, Obama pull your finger out already.
If you do have dangerous plans, and if they are partially motivated by your straitened circumstances, then perhaps the Tech Savvy At Risk Youth could put together an online fundraiser for you? You have been a valued contributor here for so many years -- I do think people would chip in to help. And that tangible support might encourage you to stay around and post more too, which would be good for all of us.
No Week in Review this week, Hunter (I'm assuming because of the low number of responses)?
But the aura here has shifted too far. I'm out (or the position is extinct), and I have better things to do than stay on as a troll.
I'm inclined to take him at face value. You have to admit, the aura here has changed.
ill be getting the latest album from the weeknd this week. Got a couple from two Australian musicians/ singers. Young guys, one of whom is gay and proud.
Hot as here, once it gets to about four or five PM, it gets bearable. I have a love/hate relationship with spring/ summer here.
Good to hear you're in a musical. Well done. Yeah, music helps.
I would propose a footnote to your review, stating that Vore's letter attracted silence due to previously being featured as the SLLOTD.
@62 LavaGirl, Dan, and everyone: Thank God and Goddess for Savage Love!
Yeah, music, cats, and my beloved VW are all a big help in maintaining my health
and sanity. After a two-day break, it's Week #2 of our local theater's production of
"White Christmas".