I'm a 35-year-old woman. I recently discovered I'm a size queen. (Is it OK for me to use this term?) This has been brewing for a while as I have dabbled with purchasing larger and larger cucumbers and fucking myself with them after a good wash. I use a condom and tons of lube and it's been amazing. Are there any safety or health concerns I should be aware of? I'm moving away from fucking produce and purchased my first sizeable toy. I see safety tips online for men who like large toys in their butts but I wanted to know if there is anything I should be aware of as a vagina-haver. I mainly partner with men but am expanding to date women and Iâve been fisted only once by a woman and absolutely loved it.
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I'm a 35-year-old woman. I recently discovered I'm a size queen. (Is it OK for me to use this term?) This has been brewing for a while as I have dabbled with purchasing larger and larger cucumbers and fucking myself with them after a good wash. I use a condom and tons of lube and it's been amazing. Are there any safety or health concerns I should be aware of? I'm moving away from fucking produce and purchased my first sizeable toy. I see safety tips online for men who like large toys in their butts but I wanted to know if there is anything I should be aware of as a vagina-haver. I mainly partner with men but am expanding to date women and Iâve been fisted only once by a woman and absolutely loved it.
Finding I Lately Love Enormous Dildos
So long as youâre taking it slow, FILLED, so long as youâre using lots of lube, so long as youâre playing with toys that have flared bases and were designed for insertion play, and so long as those toys are made from of body-safe materials like silicone, then youâre doing everything right. And yes, FILLED, you may use the term âsize queenâ to describe yourself!
I'm a longtime fan of your column and your podcast. Recently a discussion came up on Facebook and I was curious as to what your take on the situation was. It was about diaper play: A group of people seem to think that enjoying this kink is the same thing as being a pedophile or engaging in "pedo-lite" behavior. Another groupâmyself includedâbelieves that it is simply an expression of a kink between two consenting adults, and therefore isnât the same as pedophilia at all. I was curious as to what your take on the situation was, or if you had any suggestions of how to approach this topic with the first group? Thank you, wishing you all the best!
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Does fucking someone whoâs wearing a dog collar count as bestiality? Of course not, WETONES, because dog collars no more turn consenting adults into dogs than diapers turn consenting adults into infants. And the disapproval of strangers on the Internet not only wonât stop an adult who wants to wear diapers from wearing diapers, WETONES, that disapproval makes wearing diapers all the more arousing because the transgression and âwrongnessâ of wearing diapers makes wearing diapers arousingânot for everyone, of course, but for most people who are into wearing diapers. Which means your disapproving friends are playing right into the pervy hands/crinkly rubber shorts of all the diaper lovers out there. And while itâs true that some people are into age play are also into diapers, WETONES, itâs not true that everyone into diapers is into age play. For most people who get off on diapers itâs the humiliation of being a diapered adult that turns them on, not the fantasy of being a child.
My husband and I recently watched the fantastic 70s porn Alice in Wonderland: An X-rated Musical Fantasy (we got to it by watching Meatballs). It was everything I've ever wanted in a porn. Perhaps you or your readers could recommend something similar to put in our rotation?
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Check out Caligula. This intermittently pornographic 1979 film probably isnât as lighthearted as the version Alice in Wonderland you stumbled over, LTW, but it doubtless has a much more interesting backstory and far bigger stars. A young and sexy Malcolm McDowell as the mad Roman emperor with Peter OâToole (!), John Gielgud (!!), and Helen Mirren (!!!) in supporting roles. Even better, this amazing train wreck of a movie is based on a screenplay by Gore Vidal. (Got a 70s porn recommendation for LTW? Share it in the comment thread!)
Hereâs a quickie: If a woman is attracted to cis men and non-binary humans (who can have either a penis or vagina) but that woman is not attracted to cis women⊠would that woman be bi or pan? Labels are not super important to me, Dan, but Iâm calling on my friendly neighborhood sex advice columnist for help just the same!
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While bisexual was once commonly understood to mean, âattracted to both sexes,â the Human Rights Campaignâs online glossary now defines bisexual as, âemotionally, romantically or sexually attracted to more than one sex, gender or gender identity.â That same online glossary defines pansexual as, âthe potential for emotional, romantic or sexual attraction to people of any gender.â While on the first read there doesnât seem to be much daylight between those two definitions, LABEL, there actually is some difference between being attracted to âmore than one [gender]â and being attracted to âpeople of any gender.â And while a lot of people use bi and pan pretty much interchangeably these days, the bi label is probably a slightly better fit for you, LABEL, seeing as your libido disqualifies all members of one genderâyour ownâfrom emotional, romantic or sexual consideration.
I'm a queer man who's starting to bottom again after ten years of being on top. I have a butt plug that my anus keeps pushing out, even though I've tried relaxing and lots of lube. It feels great when it's in, and then there it goes! I need tips! But not just the tip please.
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The butt plug youâre using is too small. Like other recovering tops before you, EXTOP, you made the mistake of purchasing a small plug because you didnât think your ass could handle a medium or large one. But butt plugs are held in place after the widest part slides all the way into your ass, past your anal sphincters, and then your sphincters close around the neck of the plug, aka the narrow part before the flared base. But if the wide part isnât much wider than the narrow partâif you bought a plug that looks more like a finger than a lava lampâthen the anal sphincters will push the plug back out. Or, even worse, theyâll send the plug flying across the room when your sphincters contract at the moment of orgasm. Do yourself and your wallpaper a favor, EXTOP, and get yourself a bigger plug.
I am an avid reader, and I incorporate much of your advice in caring for my patients. I have tremendous respect for you and your column. Nonetheless, I must raise a concern about a small comment on in your response to COVET, the woman who was wondering about getting together with a new partner for sex despite social distancing: âLife is short,â you wrote, âand this pandemic is going to be long.â The lockdown is indeed difficult, Dan, but the concept that "this pandemic is going to be long" leads too many of us to feel as if the pandemic will never end. Impatience is driving some people to risky behavior that can be otherwise avoided. With attention to safety measures, we can reduce our risk of infection, as well as emotionally survive until a vaccine is available. Patience with the pandemic is analogous to the perseverance that Londoners used to get through the bombings of WWII.
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Thank you for sharing, PANDEMIC!
I got into my Lyft at 6 AM this morning to go to the airport. My driver was an older man with a southern drawl. The Savage Lovecast was playing on the radio when I entered his car and I thought he was going to turn it off when he realized it was still on and I was already planning to ask him to turn it back on if he did. I've had some heartfelt beautiful and rich conversations with my Lyft drivers and I thought we would bond over our shared love of your show. I was literally sitting in the backseat thinking, âThis is so great, we are so different but we have at least one thing in common, I wonder how long has he been a listener, and could he be a Magnum subscriber too?â Then I realized the episode playing was the one I was listening to the previous night as I fell asleep... and then I realized my phone was connected to his car's Bluetooth. Oops. Love you, Dan!
Sheryl In TEXAS!
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