Tori almost incited a riot at Bus Stop Sunday night. I'm not sure if she was even drinking, but she sure sang "Eternal Flame" by the Bangles like a big ole drunk. Everyone was going crazy trying to get pictures. I thought one guy was going to beat me up for getting in the way of his camera phone and someone else shoved me and called me a fucking b*tch. The image of Princess Diana's mangled car popped into my head. I looked at down at Tori's Manolo Blahnik boots—then my own filthy Vans. Hmm. Sorry Tori, when you roll around Capitol Hill, 98122, girl, you are gonna get paparazzi'd.
If anyone else got great photos of Tori, please email them to email@example.com. We'll post 'em online. KELLY O