I warn you, entering Bang Bang Cafe without an appetite is as egregious as leaving the house without pants. No one comes for just a coffeeâthey come for the cafeâs breakfast bagels and burritos, which are served all day. Skip the basics and order the âBang Bangâ: eggs, beans, potatoes, cheeseâadd sausage, avocado, and sour cream if the spirit moves youâsmothered in smoky green and red chilies (shipped up fresh from Hatch, New Mexico, not that crappy El Paso canned shit QFC stocks). One bite and I promise itâll make your gut sing. (Bang Bang Cafe, 2460 Western Ave, 448-2233)