You can’t find a better bang-for-your-buck ratio than at the plucky and amazing Washington Ensemble Theatre, where tonight you’ll be assaulted by the most depraved fictional rap duo ever created by local theater superstars: Blood Kry$tal Wolf. You can actually buy their album in the lobby, making the whole fictional part deliciously blurry. The play itself “promises to melt your face,” and it delivers. Come for the hot outfits and choreography, stay for the kind of laughter that makes you hurt later. (Washington Ensemble Theatre, 608 19th Ave E, www.washingtonensemble.org, 8 pm, $20)

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