It's well known that the Jews control the media—and The Stranger's newsroom is no exception. But despite our abhorrence of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's persistent portrayal of the Holocaust as a slap fight between Jews and Germans, we've got to admit the man's got style. His perfectly coiffed hair, omnipresent three-day stubble, and apparent allergy to ties would make us happy to be the first to burn in the fires of his sartorial war when it goes nuclear.