Man, we kinda ream John Roderick this week. On page 25, we claim he "isn't good at anything." Then on page 59, writer Dave Eggers implies Roderick's "hygiene level" is less than adequate. Both are lies. The Stranger has long admired Roderick's music. And I personally witnessed Roderick giving his beard a thorough scrubbing. That was back in 1999, and it happened to be with a brush my roommate and I used to clean our bathroom, but afterward, his beard was full and lustrous.