Cops, for all the mean things we've said about you, we'd like to take this opportunity to say that we think most of you are doing a good job. We know it's not easy spending your days dealing with nutcases and drug addicts—we've got our share at the office. So, even though we can't always agree on everything, we hope you'll still return our calls when someone steals our stereo or kills our family. Keep up the good work and keep sporting those awesome mustaches.