Well, Johnny and I did a little on-air sparring, and it all boiled down to this: Johnny wasn't mad about WHAT I wrote (which was all gospel truth!) but HOW I wrote it. He thinks that I made it all sound like "a sordid, torrid affair," when, in reality, it was not that way at all, and he thinks I should have focused on the more wholesome aspects of knocking up one woman while married to another. In a nutshell, John thinks I am a great big meany. And, heck, maybe I am! So, by way of reconciliation, I offer an olive branch: My sincere wishes to John and Lacey for a joyous and sordid/torrid-affair-free life together!
Divorce/Wedding/Soon-to-Be Birth Announcement CONGRATULATIONS! Adrian Ryan, The Stranger, and Heck, the Whole Darn World are Pleased-as-Friggin'-Punch to Ann- ounce the Nuptials of...
John Curley & Lacey Whatserface & by Extension, Their Unborn Child (as yet unnamed)
Who exchanged vows on Monday, March 12, on the Lake Washington waterfront, hot on the heels of Mr. Curley's divorce from Paula (formerly Curley) Grooms, whom he "still loves deeply, although life has taken them in separate directions." Gifts Encouraged.I sincerely hope this clears up any animosity, and that when Mr. and Mrs. Curley decide WHAT to do about that troublesome tattoo of the ex-wife's name on Johnny's fanny, they are comfortable enough to let me in on it.