Dyke-O-Riffic: The crème de la crème of carpet-munchers have been turning out in spades to watch the hoop-shootin' honeys of Seattle Storm. Spotted at the first game of the season: Colonel Grethe Cammermeyer wandering around the hallways before the game, possibly waiting for girlfriend Diane to get out of the can, and Tina "still rich enough to afford courtside seats" Podlodowski on the arm of a small (imagine!), short-haired (IMAGINE!) woman who looked "quite a bit younger" than the cradle-robbing former city council member. Hmmmmm....
Food of the Gods: A few weeks back I left you hanging. A whole flock of famous types are coming to town, and I didn't give you one measly clue where to spot them! Shame on me! Well, try downtown's priciest diner, Wild Ginger, home of the World Famous Fragrant Duck. In just the last few weeks: Kiefer Sutherland, Tom Arnold, A-Rod, Sandra Bernhard, Dyan Cannon (whose lips were "BIGGER than the World Famous Fragrant Duck"), hell, even Kenny G has blown in for a humbao.
Spotted: Finally, Patrick Duffy was seen at the opening night of NWAAT's Porcelain (I sat right behind the ex-Man from Atlantis/ Dallas star and spent the entire show craning and straining to see around his ENORMOUS HEAD. Get me off EASTER ISLAND!), Krist Novoselic and Kim Thayil were seen chowing on eggplant focaccia at the Fremont PCC, and Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe were seen together at Pike Place Market, arm-in-arm, forever putting to rest rumors that they are actually the same person.