And you know? Nothing takes one's mind off a luscious fuck-stick like DANNY ROBERTS better than cute, cuddwy widdle BABIES! Star-spotting "Kelly" was strolling her baby down 45th in Wallingford when she spotted a happy couple approaching wearing chubby pink progenies strapped across their respective chests in those yuppy-ish baby-toting thingies. As they passed, the baby-clad dad smiled a great big baby-loving smile and gave her a hearty "Hi!" And who was this doting daddy? That's right... DAVE MATTHEWS! Awww... isn't that sweet? And isn't DANNY ROBERTS the fricking HOTTEST GUY???
Picture it: good friends, good times, yummy eggnog, and a big giant dildo. It was an X-mess "white elephant" gift exchange shindig, attended by local notables such as (gay, gay, GAY) Northwest Week host C. R. Douglas and (gay, gay, GAY) Washington State Representative Joe McDermott. When Mr. McDermott found himself in the politically perilous position of keeping the phallic bundle of joy he had "randomly" selected from the stack or trading it in for a less coveted gift, he gallantly passed his priapic prize on to a more needy recipient, adding, "I have no need of such toys." SO! This can mean one of three things: He's (A) lying, (B) the only real "top" in Seattle, or (C) the only politician truly in touch with the needs of his constituents. In any case, isn't DANNY ROBERTS the fricking HOTTEST GUY EVER???